Ron DeSantis the Rainbow Knight
Ron the Rainbow Knight, with sword in hand so bright,
Set forth to battle with the Dark Mouse in sight.
This giant creature, with eyes so cold and mean,
Had caused much trouble, had made the people keen.
And so the Rainbow Knight, with purpose so grand,
Marched forth with might, with silver sword in hand.
For Reedy Creek, the land of mouse and man,
Was plagued by debt, a figure most absurd.
“One billion dollars!” he cried with voice so bold,
“This debt will crush the people, make them grow so cold!”
And so he battled, with strength and courage true,
Against the mouse, the debt, the evil too.
And when the battle was done, with mouse defeated,
Ron the Rainbow Knight, with pride, was completed.
“Disney shall pay, their debts they must respect,
Or face the sword, with me as protector”.
And so the people cheered, for debt was paid in full,
And Reedy Creek, with joy, was free from rule.
Ron the Rainbow Knight, with victory so bright,
Had saved the day, with honor and with might.
And so he rode away, into the setting sun,
His quest complete, his victory won.
And all who saw him, cheered and clapped with glee,
For Ron the Rainbow Knight, had set them free.
The End
