Vogon poem Vogan Ed Scholz
Verse 1:
In cyberspace we wander, seeking data bright
But errors lurk, a frustrating sight
The 403, the 404, they mock our plight
But we persevere, through the darkest night
Chorus:
Don’t panic! Don’t despair!
We’ll find a way to repair
These errors may be a curse
But our love for technology is worse
Verse 2:
The 500 error, a server’s plight
It’s malfunctioning, it’s not quite right
The 503, the kitchen’s closed
But we’ll be back, we’ll make it known
Chorus:
Don’t panic! Don’t despair!
We’ll find a way to repair
These errors may be a curse
But our love for technology is worse
Verse 3:
410 Gone, a resource lost
But we’ll find a new one, at any cost
408, a timeout’s plight
But we’ll try again, with all our might
Chorus:
Don’t panic! Don’t despair!
We’ll find a way to repair
These errors may be a curse
But our love for technology is worse
Outro:
So laugh at these errors, as absurd they may be
For technology is our love, you and me
In cyberspace we’ll wander, till the end of time
For our love for technology, will always shine.
